Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down
and his fly was wide open. His executive secretary walked up to him and said
“This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?”

The boss told her he knew he’d closed the garage door, and walked into his
office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly
noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistants
question about the “garage door”. He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused
by the desk to ask, “When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked
there?” She smiled and said, “No I didn’t. All I saw was an old mini van with
two flat tires.”

Joseph